Saturday, January 19, 2008

Square-eth in the Yonder Back





Oh ye' who do-eth all the frisking, pat downs and body searches. Hear Ye!


Hear Ye! Bewareth of the knife that is carried right down the spinaleth cordeth. For such is a place where the common hands do not travel. And instructors do noteth teach.


For I feareth we shall forget and it is good to cast eyes on yonder rig so as to implant the suggestion that the sonth-of-bitchth might be carrying there...eth.


Prepare ye for the sabereth gripeth!

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